Top Ten New Ways to Generate Clean Energy

10. Capturing good vibes
11. Plugging a power strip into itself
12. Surrounding the moon with a Dyson sphere
13. Picking up batteries and holding them
    really high
14. Using the heat of global warming to
    power steam generators
15. Reversing the polarity on every lightbulb so
    they suck in light and turn it into energy
16. Going back in time to plant more bones in
    the ground
17. We should just keep using the energy we
    already have; energy is never destroyed
18. Wearing a propeller hat 24/7
19. Burning trash