- The clitoris
- Our LinkedIn profile
- The nearest exit, which might be behind you
- The fact that we’ve had two presidents named George Bush
- This great new business opportunity where you can work your own hours and be your own boss
- The fact that Viggo Mortenson broke his toe when he kicked that helmet in Lord of the Rings
- The fact that the ocean is connected, meaning the seven seas are a lie
- The Boston Molasses Disaster of 1919
- Our super cool pool party that has both boys and girls
- The invasive and carnivorous Updog
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