Top Ten Things That Aren’t Getting Enough Attention Right Now

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. The clitoris
  2. Our LinkedIn profile
  3. The nearest exit, which might be behind you
  4. The fact that we’ve had two presidents named George Bush
  5. This great new business opportunity where you can work your own hours and be your own boss
  6. The fact that Viggo Mortenson broke his toe when he kicked that helmet in Lord of the Rings
  7. The fact that the ocean is connected, meaning the seven seas are a lie
  8. The Boston Molasses Disaster of 1919
  9. Our super cool pool party that has both boys and girls
  10. The invasive and carnivorous Updog

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