Volume 26
If the Ice Caps are Melting, Can’t We Just Make More?
By Janet HolmesBusiness major andamateur Climatologist Everyone nowadays is complaining about the ice caps melting without doing anything about it, but the solution is actually so …
Top Ten Reasons Pluto is Making a Comeback
Top Ten Reasons Pluto is Making a Comeback Pluto’s going to fight Mercury whenits in it’s next retrograde It’s far away from Earth, whereall the problems …
Disneyland and UC System Compete for Highest Prices
UCSD and Disney are also currently engaged in a trademark dispute over the name “King Triton.”Photo by Sharon Roth With spring and summer break just around the …
Kratt Brothers to Reboot “Zoboomafoo” Using Original Actors
Kratt Brothers to Reboot “Zoboomafoo” Using Original Actors PBS has announced the return of “Zoboomafoo” with new episodes and an updated content style to appeal to …
Area Student Claims He Woke Up as a Pokemon
Area Student Claims He Woke Up as a Pokemon Last week, local student Daniel Mennow purchased the latest Pokemon video game Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team …
Anatomy of the Apathetic
Do you hate how some people care so little about politics? Do you interact with people who “just can’t even” with everything in life? After extensive research, we’ve narrowed down the specifics of what makes up an apathetic person. Take a look, if you care.
Man From Bay Area Has Inexplicable Southern Accent; Experts Perplexed
Man From Bay Area Has Inexplicable Southern Accent; Experts Perplexed A man from the Bay Area has caused mass confusion due to his inexplicable Southern accent. …
Burger King Announces New Snakey Shakey to compete with McDonald’s Shamrock Shake
Burger King announced that every Kid’s Shake will come with a free rattle.Photo by Sharon Roth In a new step towards commercializing holidays across the calendar, Burger …
Study Finds This Article “is Not Niche, It’s Just Not Funny”
Study Finds This Article “is Not Niche, It’s Just Not Funny” A recent study of this article found that while the author may claim it to …
