Volume 24 Issue 7

Center SpreadFeatures

2018 Sun God Scrapbook

Written by: The MQ


HDH Replaces Dining Hall Meals With Dog Food, Students Deem It an Improvement

Written by: Ethan Coston

Last Friday night, HDH announced via email that it will change all dining hall food options to dog food varieties starting Fall Quarter 2018, citing student …


Professors Prepare To Return to Void for Summer

Written by: Quoc Tran

UC San Diego professors prepare to return to the void as the Spring 2018 quarter draws to a close. Professors who aren’t teaching during the Summer …


Sun Given a One-Star Yelp Review by NASA Astronomers

Written by: Steven Zhou

Once thought to be the hottest spot in the Solar System, the Sun recently received a shockingly low one-star Yelp review from NASA astronomers. Their reasoning …


ICE Raids Funeral, Asks Deceased for Identification

Written by: Summer Davis

A new border security policy has gone into effect nationwide, as Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents conduct searches of the funerals of deceased immigrants believed …


Police Continue Extensive Manhunt for Area Woman Who Stole Eight Dollars Worth of Lip Gloss

Written by: Sage Cristal

Local law enforcement is conducting a high-priority search for UCSD student Helena Logan, who was witnessed stealing eight dollars worth of lip gloss from a local …


Graduating Biology Student Pursues Ph.D., Excited to Have Stable Career by Late Fourties

Written by: Hannah Rosenblatt

UCSD student Sarah Rosenberg accepted her fate as a graduate student last Sunday during a brief moment of introspection that was squeezed in between finishing an …


The United States Imposes Sanctions on the United States

Written by: Quoc Tran

President Trump announced Tuesday that the United States would impose economic sanctions on the United States. These sanctions are the latest in an ongoing trade war …


Local Student Avoids Rent by Barricading Himself in North America Hall

Written by: Stephen Lightfoot

In a last-ditch effort to save money, ERC student Arin Jackson barricaded himself in North America Hall late last night. Though initially dismissed as a practical …


Secretary of the Interior’s Attempts To Shrink Yellowstone Thwarted by Bear Cub

Written by: Pilan Scruggs

After two weeks of conversing with petroleum companies, conservationists, legal authorities, President Trump, and his own wife, Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke finally got the …