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Dear Emily Queue: Family-Free Thanksgiving Edition
Dear Emily Queue, how do I tell my grandparents I don’t want to see them this year? I live my life by one crucial rule: only …
Legal BAC Raised For Election Night
In anticipation of an exceptionally fraught election season, the United States Senate has announced the bipartisan passing of a bill that will raise the legal Blood …
Moldy Lunchly Packages Become Collector’s Items
Grocery stores have reported that demand for the Lunchly snack brand created by the YouTube star James Donaldson, known as MrBeast online, has rapidly increased after …
Handshake Debuts Venture
Owing to record low engagement between students, the industry partners of UC San Diego, and its hiring partner Handshake; the two groups are unveiling an initiative …
Muir ResLife Instructs Students to Defecate in HDH-Provided Trash Bins
On Wednesday, October 23, Muir students were informed that residential plumbing systems would be disabled due to a cold water shutoff. As a result, students were …
UCSD to Replace Inner Loop and Outer Loop With Two Train Lines
UC San Diego Transportation Services spokesperson Bethnal Green has announced that as part of the school’s commitment to sustainability, the Inner Loop and Outer Loop shuttles …
Oxford Comma Reintroduced to UCSD Ecosystem
The end of Week 3 saw the gathering of conservationists and conversationalists in an event reported to be “marked by the scent of fresh ink and …
Professor Passes Illness to Students, Demands Classes Continue
UC San Diego Public Health professor Richard Robinson has demanded his classes’ midterms continue in person despite a severe outbreak of COVID-19 among his students. In …
UC Regents Approves UCPD Request for 1,000 Rubber Ducks
“Somehow, the ducks have more training than the UCPD,” said fourth-year student Ana Platt.Photo by Jordan Whitlow At the University of California Regents meeting on September …