Opinion
It’s Too Soon to Start Playing Christmas Music vs. I Never Stopped
Point: It’s Too Soon to Start Playing Christmas Music By Dr. Bob A. O’Riley Chairman of the Committee for National Holiday Declaration I cannot believe you …
What College Are You In? vs. Who Cares?
Point: You’ll Never Get Ahold of Me Lucky Charms! By Anna Ying First-Year Hi! What college are you in? I’m in Seventh. What’s your major? I’m …
How I Cured Conspiracy Theorists by Selling Them a More Ludicrous Conspiracy
By Chad Rähserchur Disillusioned Film Critic Human nature is to know. The absence of knowledge haunts us, tears away at our sanity. I say to everyone …
Oh the Places You’ll Go! (After You Move Back In with Your Parents)
As I look out upon my novelty calendar featuring inspirational cat photos, I am reminded that I have not a fortnight before I don my gown …
I Got the COVID-19 Vaccine and It Destroyed My Work- Out Drive
By H. I. Tee Local Workout “Enthusiast” The COVID-19 pandemic is a real event, and it has affected many people in my community. I do not …
Cooking Mama Owes Me Sex
I normally discourage the presence of female protagonists in video games because I believe they are not as strong nor as cool as men…
Apology Island: I’m Sorry for Cheating on Poptropica Speedruns
It’s been a really tough time for me, and I think I owe it to my fans to come clean about the rumors…
I Am the Gamer Who Doesn’t Understand Buttons: This Is My Story
Let’s get one thing clear: I know what buttons are. I wear pants almost every day of my life. That’s not what this is about…
Touch the Sky in Pilotwings! Or Don’t! See if I Care!
What’s up gamers? I’m a nameless pilot, and this return has been a long time coming…
C’mon Gamers, Let’s Put the Gaming Back into This Gaming Platform!
School always has to ruin everything, am I right? The newest thing it’s been poisoning with its total uncoolness is…
