Politics
Mexican Workers Imported by Trump to Build the Wall Flee Across the Country
To the surprise of many Americans, President Trump has recently allowed 3,000 Mexican workers into the United States to fulfill his campaign promise to build a …
Local Comedian Sure This Joke Will Make Trump Resign
Local stand-up comedian Ashley Morrison wrote a new joke last Friday, which sources say is sure to force Trump to resign. Sources claimed that the joke …
Spicer Reveals T.V. to Be Just Two Interns With Sock Puppets
An anonymous White House spokesperson for the White House spokesperson revealed to the media this week that the television in the office of U.S. Press Secretary …
Area Woman Petitions for Overseas Siblings to Become U.S. Citizens, Excited to Reunite in Two Decades
San Diego resident Minda Bennett recently completed the process for petitioning her two older siblings, Jose and Mellie Edualino, to join her in the U.S. Given …
Liberals Call for ‘Full Commitment’ in National Celebration of Ides of March
During such political and social turmoil, many liberals are appealing to classical works and traditions in order to find peace and purpose. This year, liberal leadership …
Puerto Rico Chosen for Trump’s “Most Dangerous Game”
The first few months of the Trump presidency have not been without controversy, and a recently signed executive order has sparked even more conversation surrounding the …
Frederick Douglass Continues to Elude Trump Administration
In the past week, a news leak from the White House has shown that the Trump administration reportedly attempted to bring in Frederick Douglass to speak …
Trump Uses Phone-a-Friend Option Sooner than Expected
Donald Trump was reportedly “on edge” from recent connections drawn between his administration and Russia, an unprecedented move which led to Trump using his Phone-a-Friend option. …
Lana Del Rey Revealed to be “Witch Queen” after Casting Binding Spell on Trump
Grammy-nominated pop singer Lana Del Rey, after participating in the world wide witches’ binding spell against President Donald Trump, has revealed her True Form as the …
Climate Change Denier Found under Rock, Appointed to Head of EPA
Local business owner Earl Coombs was found early last Monday after having gone missing nearly 32 years ago under a large boulder in Yosemite National Park. …
