Brandon Mougel
Investigation Finds Rhode Island Is Not an Island
The state of Rhode Island was once thought to be the fringe belief by conspiracy theorists and rogue cartographers alike, but enough evidence has been leaked …
CBS Greenlights New Series “Young Frasier”
In the wake of CBS’s smash success “Young Sheldon,” audiences should expect to “hear the blues a-callin again” as the network has confirmed its intention to …
Male-Conducted Study Finds One in Five Women Are Victims of an Amazing Joke They Didn’t Get
Allegations of sexual harassment in the workplace have been on the rise recently as women everywhere have begun to report instances in which they have experienced …
North Korea in Final Stages of Developing a Photo Bomb
Yesterday the White House released a press brief stating that “diplomatic friction continues with North Korea, as their government develops an assault on the American lifestyle.” …
Puerto Rico Chosen for Trump’s “Most Dangerous Game”
The first few months of the Trump presidency have not been without controversy, and a recently signed executive order has sparked even more conversation surrounding the …
Biblical Scholars Find Flood Was Intended to Reward Fish
Revelations were made earlier this week when scholars found a new reference point for the Old Testament. This awakening was recently discovered by religious scholars when …
Legion of Doom Mourns Fidel Castro, Florence Henderson
Meanwhile, at the Hall of Doom, the recent passing of both Cuban dictator Fidel Castro and the Matriarch of “The Brady Bunch,” Florence Henderson, came as …
Amish Community Saddened and Very Confused by Cyberbullying Epidemic
Surprising new advocates in the fight against cyberbullying have emerged in recent weeks: the Amish. Candle shops and haberdasheries alike have been abuzz with the news …
400 Million Dollars Sent to Haiti to Aid Cholera Outbreak; Fiji Water Plant Built
In an act of incredible generosity, the United Nations (U.N.) has sent 400 million dollars to aid in the cholera outbreak in Haiti, which coincidentally began …
Donald Trump Plans to Hire Dick Wolf to Implement Law & Order Policy
Handwritten notes found on Trump’s podium by Hofstra University janitor Philipe Santana after the first Presidential Debate seem to indicate who Trump has decided to hire …
