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Local Student Only Pays $1,400 of Tuition Because They “Paid the Rest of It in Earlier Quarters”
“I’m running a personal deficit,” Ramirez said. “The school is lucky they’re getting anything at all.”Photo by Jack Yang Local student Abby Ramirez recently exposed a loophole …
UCSD Student Discovers Great Tits, Ornithologists Baffled
Buns hid his woodpecker at the sight of Great Tits.Photo by Sharon Roth Passing by a group of female students on his way to throw out the …
Problems Local Student Has Had for Four Years Blamed on “Senioritis”
“I guess time really does fly by when you do nothing but witness the unending monotony of life,” said Chou.Photo by Sharon Roth Fourth year student Devin …
UCSD Builds New Student Parking Lot in Juneau, Alaska
“I can see the Russian studies department from here,” said one student.Photo by Maria Dhilla In an effort to address the lack of proper student parking on …
Chancellor Khosla Finds Holy Grail in UCSD Wastewater
When one of the unpaid interns got their arms chopped off by an overzealous swing, Khlosa scoffed, “‘Tis but a scratch!”Photo by Jack Yang In an email …
College Student Swears By “The Graduate” Method; Friends Call It “Mommy Issues”
Zagard described the moves of his latest date to be “just like Mom used to make.”Photo by Jack Yang After major backlash from community members, the US …
Spectrum Redefines Limits of Acceptable Service
“I’d send a strongly worded email,” said Ngo, “but my router won’t stop catching on fire.”Photo by Maria Dhilla The ongoing COVID-19 pandemic has dealt harsh blows …
Local Teen Girl Justifies New Years Party
In response to one party-goer claiming that their cocaine was “95 percent pure,” another partygoer held up hand sanitizer, saying, “This is 99.9 percent pure.”Photo by Maria …
The Grinch Reoffends, Prison Sentence Grows Three Sizes That Day
The Grinch’s lawyer insisted they addressed the elephant in the room — Horton.Photo by Maria Dhilla Last Tuesday, the Grinch, notably regarded as “a furry green humbug,” …
Transportation Services Announce New Party Bus Shuttle
UCSD announced their next transportation vehicle: The What Hath God Yacht.Photo by Jack Yang On Sunday, UCSD Transportation Services announced a new shuttle to compensate for the …
