Jacob King
Elon Musk Declares Himself “Techno-Emperor of the Universe”
Elon Musk Declares Himself “Techno-Emperor of the Universe” Musk made the announcement on Twitter this morning, where he also said that he has “already been forcing …
Amidst Recession Fears, U.S. Federal Reserve Adopts New Monetary Policy of “Get Your Money Up”
“I want you to grind really hard,” said Jerome Powell, chair of the Federal Reserve.Photo by Julia Wong After two quarters of negative economic growth and …
The U.S. to Start Broadcasting All Court Proceedings Following Popularity of Heard-Depp Trial
One attorney concluded, “I rest my case, just like I rest on this MyPillow.”Photo by Maria Dhilla Last Tuesday, the White House announced a new executive …
27 Best New Products to Buy In 2022
27 Best New Products to Buy In 2022 In a hurry? Need to buy a gift for a girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, or husband? Got a special …
Is it Ever Okay – Estranged Father
Every time my child brings up his estranged father, I take him to McDonald’s to distract him. Am I a horrible person?— FAST FOOD FRANKIE Well, …
Chicago Restaurant Review – Gordon Crunch’s Honest-to-God American Brunch
The second you walk into Gordon’s Crunch Honest-to-God American Brunch, you are introduced to a version of America as beautiful and fake as Disneyland. For just …
Chicago Restaurant Review – Swampy’s
Deep down south in the streets of East Chicago is a restaurant known to the locals as Swampy’s. It’s located in Chicago’s largest pothole, where rain …
Joe Rogan Defends Controversial Interview with the Devil
After hearing a comment from Satan, Joe Rogan said, “Hey Jamie, can you pull a clip up of that guy burning in Hell?”Photo by Julia Wong …