Andrew Sitko
Brazilian President Denies Knowledge of Any Amazon Fire
Brazilian President Denies Knowledge of Any Amazon Fire Jair Bolsonaro, President of Brazil, has denied that there ever was an Amazonian fire and claims it was …
Foot Fetishist Reviews Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood”
By Westin ToetinoNew Movie Critic Tarantino’s ninth film, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is a love letter to the glory days of the movie industry, …
UCSD Happy With Giving Day, Will Implement UCSD Taking Day
UCSD Happy With Giving Day, Will Implement UCSD Taking Day After declaring the first annual UCSD Giving Day a success, administrators are implementing a new event …
New Wave of Construction on Sixth Apartments Makes Students Exit onto I-5
“On the bright side, the construction went straight through Foodworx,” said one student who crossed the freeway and survived. Photo by Jack Yang UC San Diego …
DNC Announces Endorsement Decision Will Be Settled by Battle Royale
This week the Democratic National Committee announced the winner of the Democratic Primaries will be chosen through a “battle royale.” While the details aren’t clear of …
Trump Space Force Returns From Reconnaissance Mission, Reveals That Space Is “Just Like Halo”
A recon team from the Trump administration’s Space Force sent to explore the universe in mid-2018 has finally returned from their mission outside the solar system. …
Trump Sells Executive Branch on eBay, New President is Now Desmond Wilson, Age Four
Before the end of the government shutdown, Donald Trump has reportedly sold the Executive Branch on eBay to four-year-old Desmond Wilson. Trump, formerly known President of …
Editorial: Liberals Took Away My Parental Rights After I Tried to Make Modern Day Cupid by Handing My Baby a Shotgun
If you ever need yet another reason to realize the end of civilized America is near, look no further than the leftist culture that has stripped …
Kansas Lifts Up, Flies Away, Only One Person Notices
The entire state of Kansas has lifted up into the atmosphere and has flown directly into the sun. Sam Workmon, a Colorado resident, claims that on …
