Andrew Sitko

Andrew Sitko was recently arrested by the comedy police and charged for Possession of Killer Jokes. This is their second offense following a Grand Larceny charge from January 27th, 2003.

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Coronavirus Outbreak Thrills White America

Written by: Andrew Sitko

Coronavirus Outbreak Thrills White America With news of the entire city of Wuhan being quarantined, fears of a global outbreak of Novel Coronavirus has been expressed …

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Cattle Sympathy Campaign Backfires, Consumers Excited to Eat Beef That Bears Their Name

Written by: Andrew Sitko

Animal rights activists swarmed supermarkets early this October and placed the names and pictures on meat packaging of cows that were slaughtered. Their ultimate goal was …