“Time to head into the woods and stay in dark cabins and lose our virginity then die by the blade or the chainsaw.”
- Jack Skellington,
Pumpkin King
Andrew Sitko was recently arrested by the comedy police and charged for Possession of Killer Jokes. This is their second offense following a Grand Larceny charge from January 27th, 2003.
Last modified: March 12, 2019
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UC San Diego student Jim Borough has found himself at the center of a new workout trend taking TikTok by storm, dubbed “Deathmaxxing,” which began with …
We’re drinking hahachloric acid!
Having a rummage in the satire bin
It’s a tale as old as time. September rolls around and your friends or colleagues invite you to join their fantasy football league. There’s just one …
Ultra-rare satire pull
We have the cheesiest jokes!
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