Volume 28 Issue 2
Woman Unfortunately Not Haunted by Cool Ghost –– Just Her Past
Woman Unfortunately Not Haunted by Cool Ghost –– Just Her Past “It’s horrible, I might go insane,” claimed Daniela Rumour. “And not in the fun way …
UCSD Students Become One with Racoons During Dining Hall Crisis
“This tastes like trash,” said Vingh. “Thank you,” said the raccoon.Photo by Maria Dhilla This year, understaffed dining halls have struggled to provide service to a record …
Price Center’s TapEx Is Tired of Being Confused for Tampax –– Considers Rename
Price Center’s TapEx Is Tired of Being Confused for Tampax –– Considers Rename Tapioca Express, the only boba shop on campus for decades, has recently mostly …
Fighter Jet Flyovers of Campus to Increase
A random onlooker cried out: “It’s a bird, it’s a plane, oh fuck, it is a plane!”Photo by Yuri Bukhradze UCSD students have long dealt with …
Top Ten Modern Fairy Tales
Top Ten Modern Fairy Tales The Boy Who Cried Little Red Rideshare Hood Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins Paul Bunyan v. The Environmental Defense …
RA Expecting to Bust a Party Accidentally Busts a Lecture
“I knew they were having a party,” insisted Letale. “Why else would they have their hands up?”Photo by Jack Yang Resident Advisor Tad Letale recounted his most …
Top Ten Couples Costumes
Top Ten Couples Costumes Back of Horse Costume and Back of Horse Costume Freud and his Mother Eminem and the Yellow M&M US Military and Oil …
Defaced Lecture Hall Causes Quantum Controversy
“I’m so confused, I thought hall was spelled with one ‘L,’” asked Macalou.Photo By Julia Wong The UCSD community was met with shock last Wednesday after …
Unique Curses to Wish Upon Your Enemies
Unique Curses to Wish Upon Your Enemies May You Only Have the Butt Pieces ofBread Left May None of the Textbooks You Need forClass be Available …
UCSD Campus Police Crack Down on Post-It Art Returns to Stop and Frisk
“This is a sticky situation, we have to handle it carefully,” Stork explained.Photo by Sharon Roth Many UCSD students took dorm decor to the next level with …
