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My Life Isn’t So Bad Actually vs. I’m From a Different Dimension, You’re in the dark timeline

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Point: My Life Isn’t So Bad Actually By Ben Wilson “Bad” Version I know this may sound crazy, but I kinda enjoy my life. After over …

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TikTok Songs in Dining Halls Make Customers Prone to Involuntary Fits of Dancing

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Since late September, reports of involuntary fits of dancing induced by TikTok songs being played on the radio in dining halls have come in at an …

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UCSD to Launch New Subscription Based Wifi Service

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On Monday, UCSD announced the launch of a new wifi network that will be available to students that purchase a monthly subscription plan. Preorders for the …

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I’m the gallon of milk in your fridge you have not touched since week 1

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This cold, desolate land has been all I’ve known. When I was chosen by you, I thought I had a chance at a rich, adventurous life. …

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Wall Street Grows Tired of Betting Against the Livelihood of Working Class People, Begins Betting Against Working Class’s Lives Directly

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Major Wall Street investors and mutual funds have recently begun a new trading strategy. Instead of investments in traditional businesses or commodities, many investors have traded …

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In Resolution of Third Strike, 64 Employees Receive Conciliatory Turkey

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Photo by Sharon Roth In the spirit of Thanksgiving, HDH and striking 64 degrees employees finally reached a settlement last Thursday. Student employees have had mixed reactions, …

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Hark! Welcometh Back to Mine ThouTube Channel

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Hark! Welcometh back to mine ThouTube channel. Maketh sure to like, comment, and tell thy bellkeep to ring the bell in the towne square so thou …

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Students Desperate for Chance at Black Friday Tuition Discount

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“You’re gonna get a deal on this knuckle sandwich,” yelled Sweeney.Photo by Sharon Roth As the holiday season approaches, Black Friday savings are at the forefront of …

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Local ASMR Artist Livestreams From the 8th Floor of Geisel During Finals Week

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“Surprisingly, my MATH 20C grade is more unsettling than asMARTA’s performance,” said O’Reilley.Photo by Sharon Roth The quietest floor of Geisel Library was disturbed last Tuesday by …

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Mom, I Would Like a Piece of Bread

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Mom, I Would Like a Piece of Bread I am famished. Starving. Excruciatingly hungry. I am but a six-year-old flower, wasting away. Indeed, my sweet little …