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Mall Santa “a Little Too Eager” To Let Kid Sit On His Lap
Jones reportedly signed a non-disclosure agreement with a statute of limitations claus.Photo by Jack Yang Public suspicion has been rising surrounding Heritage Plaza Mall Santa Carl Jones, …
Buddy the Elf Passes Bathroom Singing Bill
Buddy the Elf Passes Bathroom Singing Bill December 3 marked the passing of the Singing Rights Bill in the Senate. The bill, proposed by North Pole …
Christmas Cancelled After Unmitigated Spread of COVID-19 in Santa’s Workshop
Santa was heard saying, “On Dasher, on Dancer, on Coughy, on Wheezy! On Comet, and Cupid, Fatigue, and Diseasey!”Photo by Sharon Roth As the end of the …
Local Employee Canned From Work
Reportedly showed way too much skin
According to ISS Reports, The United States “Looks Purple From Space”
The discovery that the US is purple came completely out of the blue.Photo by Sharon Roth A new revolutionary technology developed by NASA capable of detecting and …
It’s Not Delivery
It’s an abomination
Bees Under Investigation for Illegal Activity
The Hive Guys burger chain was discovered to be a front for honey laundering.Photo by Jack Yang A recent FBI leak created quite a buzz when it …
Top Ten Names That Should be Used Instead of Egg Nog
Top Ten Names That Should be Used Instead of Egg Nog Nothing, we shouldn’t even drink it Eggspresso Yoeulk Cockadoodle brew Eggnipotent nog Unidentified white liquid …
US Debt Mysteriously Discovered Again After Disappearing for 4 Years
“To make money, one must spend money,” Trump claimed, as he raised the US debt seven trillion dollars.Photo by Jack Yang Soon after the recognition of Joe …
Top Ten Ways the Elf on the Shelf Has Ruined Your Life
Top Ten Ways the Elf on the Shelf Has Ruined Your Life Got your son used to a surveillance state Took the Christ out of Christmas …
