Volume 25
Satan Comes to Reclaim Belichick After Unsurprising Super Bowl Win
Last Sunday night, the New England Patriots claimed victory in Super Bowl 53 over the Los Angeles Rams by the score of 13-03, marking their 6th …
“Save Me From The Dark” Alarm Clock Fails to Wake Users Up Inside
There’s nothing more difficult in my adult life than getting up in the morning. Every day, I wake up feeling like I’ve been sleeping for a …
Professor Bans Phones to Prevent Students From Watching Sex Tape
UCSD professor Hartman Brody banned phones in his classroom out of fear that his students were watching his sex tape. Brody was reportedly having an affair …
