"People often greatly underestimate how much I will inconvenience myself to prove a point."
- Elon Musk,Owner of Twitter
Written by: Sage Cristal
February 6, 2019
Sage Cristal is the woman of your dreams. She sings, she dances, and has a WWE Championship Replica Title Belt. She is currently training to be the next American Ninja Warrior.
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