"Why can we eat salad but not grass?"
- Taylor Swift,Philosopher
Written by: Steven Zhou
February 6, 2019
Steven Zhou was made in Canada and designed in California. He tolerates writing and has been occasionally funny since 2016.
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Last modified: March 12, 2019
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