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UCSD Student’s Bedroom Confused for Glassware Antique Show

Written by: Dan Kaliblotzky

One of the plates pictured was taken for further inspection after scientists found a culture on it dating back to 2013.Photo by Jay Noonan Taylor Fetner, …

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Study Finds Increased Alcohol Consumption Correlated with Higher GPA

Written by: Adam Yoshinaga

Luna reportedly tries to keep his blood alcohol levels at the same number as his GPA. Photo by: Jack Yang College students who engage in alcohol …

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RNC to Propose Monthly Virginity Tests for Women

Written by: Steven Zhou

McDaniel told reporters, “It takes a village to raise a child, and luckily my uterus is owned by our great village of the US of A!”Photo …

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Students Prepare for Annual End-of-the-Year Galbraith Book Burning

Written by: Melina Cruz

School officials later declared the book burning event a new part of the Stuart Art Collection and titled the piece: “Disco Inferno.” Photo by Jay Noonan …

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Area Man Eagerly Awaits New Album From Retired Band

Written by: Chris Jin

Area Man Eagerly Awaits New Album From Retired Band San Diego local Alex Peartlee has expressed excitement for the next studio album by the Canadian rock …

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Top Ten Reasons Your Uncle Stopped Calling You

Written by: The MQ

10. You stole his identity
9. You stopped sending him birthday money
8. Nobody calls anymore, maybe you should text him instead
7. He used his “phone a friend” on you, but you disappointed him
6. Uncle Sam got mad at you for draft-dodging
5. You drank his good beer
4. He’s with the cool kids now, don’t ruin this for him
3. He found out you’re wearing a wire
2. You accidentally called him “Dad” during your last reunion and things are awkward now
1. He lost his phone

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French Existentialist Hermit Crabs

Written by: Kate Zegans

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Top Ten Uncommon Ways to Show Love For Your Partner

Written by: The MQ

Leave a dead bird on their doorstep Give them your Netflix password Strategically withhold all showings of affection Find them a pretty rock that “made you …

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Actors In 50s “Too Young” to Play Opposite Women in 20s

Written by: Cole Greenbaun

Multiple actors in Hollywood have recently revealed that they were victims of ageism, being turned down for roles that were intended to be romantic opposites of …