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Nintendo x Amazon Launches Wii Fresh
Play with Mario and all your friends on Wii Fresh! The new, exciting interactive grocery simulation game…
Hit The Forest Floor in Mating Dance Dance Revolution!
Photo by Sharon Roth Dance your tail feathers off in the newest game by the same amalgamous neon dancing slaves — who double as video game developers …
The Games With Everything You Could Want: Pokémon Leaks and Pokémon Rumors
The Pokémon Company has whipped up a huge spread of surprises and activities to celebrate the series’ 25th anniversary…
C’mon Gamers, Let’s Put the Gaming Back into This Gaming Platform!
School always has to ruin everything, am I right? The newest thing it’s been poisoning with its total uncoolness is…
Cooking Mama Owes Me Sex
I normally discourage the presence of female protagonists in video games because I believe they are not as strong nor as cool as men…
Apology Island: I’m Sorry for Cheating on Poptropica Speedruns
It’s been a really tough time for me, and I think I owe it to my fans to come clean about the rumors…
Aged RPG Protagonist Still Hoarding Potions for “Final Boss Battle”
Alex Alteria, the legendary heroine of Etheria, celebrated her 89th birthday last week, sitting…
I Am the Gamer Who Doesn’t Understand Buttons: This Is My Story
Let’s get one thing clear: I know what buttons are. I wear pants almost every day of my life. That’s not what this is about…
Local Potter’s Business Booming After Hero Passes Through Town
Several days ago, a local delinquent visited Rarakiro Village in Central Myrule and smashed…
Touch the Sky in Pilotwings! Or Don’t! See if I Care!
What’s up gamers? I’m a nameless pilot, and this return has been a long time coming…
