Opinion
Editorial: I Wish I Could Make a Difference in Politics, but I Don’t Know How
Like many Americans, I want to make a valuable difference in my community, but it can seem overwhelming and hopeless. How much of a difference could …
Internet Point/Counter Point
Point: The Internet is Broken and I Can’t Find My Email Okay Google, I want my email … Is this working? Forget it, I’ll do it …
Editorial: Liberals Took Away My Parental Rights After I Tried to Make Modern Day Cupid by Handing My Baby a Shotgun
If you ever need yet another reason to realize the end of civilized America is near, look no further than the leftist culture that has stripped …
Grades PCP
Point: My Roommate Is to Blame for My Failing Grades I just cannot believe the tragedy that has befallen me. I failed my first ever final, but …
Why Does This College Named After Me Have so Little Plant Life?
It used to be an honor to be attached to a UCSD college. In the ghost world, I secured loads of connections just by pointing that …
Re-Gifting PCP
Point: Re-gifting Should Become a More Socially Acceptable Practice Gifting culture needs to change now. I recently went to a Secret Santa party with all my …
Point/Counter Point
POINT: Parents, Watch Out for Drugs in Your Children’s Halloween Candy! Attention, fellow parents! It has recently come to my attention that marijuana products have a …
EDITORIAL: Amazon Prime Student Made Shopping for My First Year of College So Easy!
OMG! You guys would not believe what cute stuff I got for my dorm, all from shopping exclusively on Amazon! From enchanting floral string-lights to a …
POINT: Along With Other Politicians, I Will Be Suing a Comedian for Making Jokes at My Expense; COUNTERPOINT: Along With Other Constituents, I Will Be Suing a Politician for Making Judgements at My Expense
POINT: Along With Other Politicians, I Will Be Suing a Comedian for Making Jokes at My Expense Never in my entire political career have I ever …
EDITORIAL: Saudi Arabia Bans Online Satire, Finally a Step in the Right Direction
Saudi Arabia announced they were finally banning online satire last month and I for one could not be more proud. People have said that the biggest …
