Opinion
You’ll Never Get Ahold of Me Lucky Charms! vs. Sir, If We Don’t Operate These Kidney Stones Could Kill You.
Point: You’ll Never Get Ahold of Me Lucky Charms! By Lucky The White Whale of Leprechauns Oh ya sneaky little bastards think you’ve gotten to me …
Ache of the Hummingbird Muffin
By Hummingbird M. UffinPastry-Adjacent Food Item Everyone asks how the food is, but nobody asks HOW the food is. I have endured true struggle in this …
I Think My Kitchen is Talking to Me vs. I Am, and I Wish You’d Listen
Point: I Think My Kitchen is Talking to Me I swear I’m not crazy. Last night when I went to grab some dessert, I could have …
I’m the First Engineering Student Without a Superiority Complex: Here’s My Story
By Gabriella HeartEngineering Student I still remember the exact moment when I realized I wanted to be an engineer. It was when I built my first …
Reagan can Trickle Down on MY Economy
By By Richard Montegomery III Future Millionaire Sometimes it’s hard to be living in America, especially right now because of the whole pandemic thing going on, …
I Was the Lone AXE Body Spray Left Behind: This is My Story
After the aftermath of the insurrection on Capitol Hill, reporters searched furiously for the best photograph to encapsulate the experience of what many are calling “the …
I’m Haunted by Successful People Sharing My Name
My name is Mary Smith. Yes, that Mary Smith. I come from a long line of Mary Smiths, as I was named after my grandma, great-grandma, …
I’m Batman
We live in unprecedented times where world-altering challenges such as climate change, racial injustice, and, of course, the pandemic face us at every corner. For the …
Alexa? Teach me how to capture a woman’s heart. vs. Okay, here’s an article I found on “How to Capture a Woman, Murder her, and Sell Her Organs on the Black Market.”
Point: Alexa? Teach me how to capture a woman’s heart. Alexa? Teach me how to capture a woman’s heart. I mean really steal her heart in …
I Joined Four Different D&D Campaigns to Avoid My Own Trauma
(Art by Marcela Longhini) By Jaquelline Dalavash Avid D&D Campaigner Dungeons and Dragons has a reputation for being a nerdy game of dice, hexagons, and plastic …
