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Elon Musk Unveils All-Electric Attack Helicopter

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Following the success of the Roadsters, Tesla’s line of all-electric luxury cars, Tesla CEO and co-founder Elon Musk announced on Thursday the company’s “logical next step” …

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Smart Projector’s Insecurities Manifest, “Why Does Everyone Else Have Malware?”

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Engineers at Pesarch Technologies have fallen victim to a controversy which has been described as what Pesarch CEO Lans Priceton calls “A big mistake.” In an …

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New Tesla Model Will Turn Itself Around If You Don’t Cut that Shit Out

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Late last month, standing in front of a crowd of reporters and tech elites, Elon Musk proudly announced the newest model in Tesla’s line of self-driving …

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Apple Brings Back Outsourced Jobs from Overseas, Releases Dumb Watch

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Next Monday, millions across the nation will wait in line to buy the newest and most streamlined addition to Apple’s ever-growing product line — the Apple …

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Confused Man Awakens from VR, Tries Gaming in Real Life

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After falling asleep from playing in VR for a week straight, 27-year-old Kurt Ambrose woke up confused and in a crazed state in his bedroom, believing …

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Local Sci-Fi Author “Overly Optimistic” about Technological Advances in Next 20 Years

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San Diego science fiction author Mike Roberts announced on Monday the release of his next book, “Moon Colony: 2025.” The “science fiction masterpiece,” as it has …

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Apple CEO Haunted by iPhone 7 Feedback, Steve Jobs’ Ghost

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Just two weeks after Apple’s September 2016 Keynote, the newly announced iPhone 7 has been met with negative feedback due to the phone’s lack of headphone …

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iPod Maker Apple Announces Plans to Develop Mobile Phone

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Apple Inc., a Cupertino-based tech startup best known for releasing a portable music player in the previous decade, just announced a projected release date for their …

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Elon Musk Plans Underwater Mars Colony

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SpaceX CEO Elon Musk recently released an ambitious plan to colonize Mars, finding a way to make his lifelong fetish of living on the Red Planet …