Sharon Roth
Susan Bagel: Gingerbread
A ruminating Bagel, perched atop her suburban fortress, awaiting a man more substantial than the one in her hands. It’s winter, and I wake up cold. …
UCSD Implements Inclusivity “Mxndate”, Enforces Binary “Mxntality”
Photo by Sharon Roth After months of anticipation and several strongly worded email from campus TERFs, UCSD is finally rolling out their “Inclusivity Mxndate.” Chancellor Khosla …
Surfer Crashes After Catching Wave That Was Also a Particle
Surfer Crashes After Catching Wave That Was Also a Particle Local surfer Brad Mc- Broski reportedly suffered injuries in a surfing accident, leaving him in a …
Susan Bagel
Every Sunday evening, I made my beautiful family a scrumptious, rich lasagna. My husband, who slogged through hours of unpaid overtime late into the night with …
New Sticky Notes Sell Out After Gaining Massive Hype
One Typebeast said, “Damn, I sure hope this fad sticks.”Photo by Sharon Roth Ever since their launch in August, textured sticky notes have dominated the famously bloodthirsty …
Now Open for Buisness
By Sharon Roth
Dear Evan Hansen, I’m Scared
By Sharon Roth
Susan’s Foolproof Bagels
Gluten Tag! Welcome to the latest edition of Susan’s mostly-baking-but-really-just-a-venting-session Baking Blog where she tackles Bagels (and the encroachment of loneliness into her life)
Ask Emily Queue
Emily Queue here answering your questions like: Can I still eat at Chick-fil-A? At what point is it cannibalism? Am I a fraud?
Nintendo x Amazon Launches Wii Fresh
Play with Mario and all your friends on Wii Fresh! The new, exciting interactive grocery simulation game…
