Sharon Roth

Sharon was “born” in 1801. She inspired the Archie Comics, which later inspired the hit TV show Riverdale.

Sunday Comics

Kraft Singles Ad

Written by: Sharon Roth

A last-ditch effort to get lonely folks to buy more kraft singles. Has American capitalism gone too far?

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Local Pony Not Horsing Around

Written by: Sharon Roth

Regarding Lopez’s pitchiness, spectators said, “Close is only good enough for horseshoes and hand grenades.”Photo by Sharon Roth Celebrity pony Burt Lopez made waves on social media …

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I Think My Kitchen is Talking to Me vs. I Am, and I Wish You’d Listen

Written by: Sharon Roth

Point: I Think My Kitchen is Talking to Me I swear I’m not crazy. Last night when I went to grab some dessert, I could have …

Sunday Comics

Kermitsby

Written by: Sharon Roth

With her meticulously placed strokes made on a laptop trackpad, Roth, through her depiction of life through a lonely frog’s eyes, deconstructs a modern capitalistic society and reveals fundamental truth of the “gay frog in a boat” complex that has come to define our reality.

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Gibbs Free Energy Now Costs 10 Dollars

Written by: Sharon Roth

The protesting molecules claimed, “Y’all are gonna be real sorry once we go on strike and cause the heat deathof the universe.”Photo by Sharon Roth With the …

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Denny’s Twitter Account Granted Human Rights

Written by: Sharon Roth

The ruling has redefined what it means to be human, causing many to have “eggsistential crises.”Photo by Sharon Roth The landmark Supreme Court ruling ‘Denny’s v. Thomas’ …

Briefs

Tom & Jerry’s Ice Cream Introduces New Flavor: Cheese

Written by: Sharon Roth

Tom & Jerry’s Ice Cream Introduces New Flavor: Cheese The beloved ice cream brand Tom & Jerry’s, based off the cartoon series by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, recently introduced …

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Local Chef Opens Dessert Chain, OnlyFlans

Written by: Sharon Roth

One dissenter said, “Who would go all the way to a store to get desserts? Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for …

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You are a robot. Can you find love?

Written by: Sharon Roth

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Can you create content for Clickhole?

Written by: Sharon Roth

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