Volume 30 Issue 2
New Determinism Movement Sweeps Through Campus
At the beginning of fall quarter, The Determinism Movement, a new club founded at UC San Diego, set the record for the largest club on campus. …
Man ‘Halfway’ to Fluency Through Mahjong Playing
“Learning Literary Chinese through mahjong is as easy as 一二三,” said Scrooge.Photo by Farhad Taraporevala University City resident Whitley Scrooge has begun playing amateur mahjong on …
It’s Not Hazing vs I Can’t See Anything in This Fog
This generation makes everything so dramatic. Along with your need to label everything with made-up words like “hazing,” you little twerps like to get so upset …
No, Don’t Buy That Compression Shirt
I thought I had changed. I thought I had grown. I thought I was no longer the person who would impulse-buy a $200 trench coat to …
UCSD to Become Religiously Affiliated University: ‘All Hail the Warren Bear!’
“I could go either way with the bear, but at least there are fewer people on Library Walk,” said one student.Photo by Julia Wong Following a …
Associated Students Pledges to Fund Federal Government in Case of Shutdown
“I knew there was a reason we had all those CIA recruiters here,” said one third-year student.Photo by Millie You In the wake of ousting Kevin …
Dianne Feinstein Ruled ‘Fit for Office’ After Death
“Why bring in new blood when you can have old blood?” asked Jefferson.Photo by Millie You In response to criticism of California Governor Gavin Newsom’s decisions …
UCSD Monetizes Course Enrollment
“You know, 90% of students quit pulling right before they get the class they want,” said Chancellor Khosla.Photo by Julia Wong With Ninth College’s groundbreaking on …
