Written by: The MQ

  1. An egg
  2. The half-pipe
  3. A single grain of rice
  4. A knife, using a pumpkin
  5. A place in your heart
  6. A big rock near Rosetta, Egypt
  7. A bar of hotel bathroom soap
  8. A block of marble
  9. The Thanksgiving turducken
  10. An atomic nucleus

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