December 6, 2023 Time traveling since 2088. Volume XXX Issue III

Written by: The MQ

  1. Bring an emergency tire
  2. Ask to see the driver’s license before getting on
  3. Yell “Whoa, Nelly!” whenever the bus comes to a sharp stop
  4. Request the “bus driver special” to sit on the top deck
  5. Get everyone to sing “Wheels on the Bus” to lighten the mood
  6. Include the bus driver in your blunt rotation
  7. Read a book so you look hot and mysterious
  8. Ask “Business or pleasure?” to everyone getting on the bus
  9. Give the driver feedback on the ride
  10. Blow everyone a kiss goodbye

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