- Bring an emergency tire
- Ask to see the driver’s license before getting on
- Yell “Whoa, Nelly!” whenever the bus comes to a sharp stop
- Request the “bus driver special” to sit on the top deck
- Get everyone to sing “Wheels on the Bus” to lighten the mood
- Include the bus driver in your blunt rotation
- Read a book so you look hot and mysterious
- Ask “Business or pleasure?” to everyone getting on the bus
- Give the driver feedback on the ride
- Blow everyone a kiss goodbye
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