- Sorry, I have to go home and have sex with my beautiful wife.
- Have you ever heard that silence is golden?
- Wow! That’s crazy. That’s actually what killed my uncle.
- I’m really glad we’re friends, because if we dated, I’d get bored.
- What’s your favorite flavor of Kool-Aid? Mine’s beef.
- I’ve said 118 words in this coversation and you’ve only said 52. Why?
- You know how you can feel when you’re about to projectile vomit?
- Do you know what time you were born?
- I’ve been catching a lot of bugs with my hands lately.
- Bye.
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