Volume 28 Issue 1

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Nintendo Accidentally Sues Itself After Remaking its Own Game

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Nintendo Accidentally Sues Itself After Remaking its Own Game Nintendo’s legal department recently announced that they will be pressing charges against the creators of “Donkey Kong …

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Local Crypto-Entomologist Finds a Bug in His Code

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“Cockroach, null pointer, stick bug, ladybug, stack overflow, rhinoceros beetle, moth, caterpillar, infinite recursion, worm, centipede, millipede. These are my favorite bugs, in order,” said Turing.Photo …

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Top Ten Things We Did in Remote Learning that We Should Continue in Person

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Top Ten Things We Did in Remote Learning that We Should Continue in Person Skipping class Secretly making fun of the professor while they lecture Bringing …

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Top Ten Lesser Known Starbucks Drinks to Spice up the Fall

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Top Ten Lesser Known Starbucks Drinks to Spice up the Fall Twink drink Impossible Pumpkin latte Ricin macchiato Gravy espresso Decaf latte (just milk!) Smashing Pumpkins …

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Top Ten Similarities Between Ronald Reagan and Ronald McDonald

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Top Ten Similarities Between Ronald Reagan and Ronald McDonald Natural redheads Mascots of late-stage capitalism Contributed to the collapse of the USSR Share the middle name …

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Captain Ahab closes in on rare whale

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Ahab claims, “He’s a slippery sunuva bitch”

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Like My Chicken How I Like My Fish:

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Smoked.

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How I Cured Conspiracy Theorists by Selling Them a More Ludicrous Conspiracy

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By Chad Rähserchur Disillusioned Film Critic Human nature is to know. The absence of knowledge haunts us, tears away at our sanity. I say to everyone …

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Agricultural Revolution Erupts from Horse Dewormer Shortage

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“We are not horsing around,” claimed Susie McCue’s neighbor.Photo by Maria Dhilla Ivermectin and other horse-related medications have long been out of stock following claims made by …