Volume 27
Touch the Sky in Pilotwings! Or Don’t! See if I Care!
What’s up gamers? I’m a nameless pilot, and this return has been a long time coming…
Meet the Gamer that “Fucking Despises” Gamers
For the first time in 15 years, Nintendo Power sat down with James Laynor, a former Nintendo World Champion and avid gamer to this day! We discussed the changes in gaming culture, and his excitement for some upcoming games on Nintendo Switch!
Which pokemon is the least satanic? (from a parent)
Which pokemon is the least satanic? (from a parent) Such a righteous question, but the blasphemous text of the Pokédex is no place to look for …
Check Out Advanced Breeding Techniques in Pokemon Emerald!
In Pokémon Emerald, there are many things a young 10 year-old trainer can do! While battling pokémon is the main event…
Why does Mario wear a hat?
Why does Mario wear a hat? Originally, we said that Mario is wearing a hat because drawing a fancy hairstyle in pixel sprites proved to be …
What is Professor Oak’s academic certification?
What is Professor Oak’s academic certification? Oak started his career as an undergraduate studying critical gender studies at the University of Kanto Celadon before flunking out …
Brave Senator Thwarts Human Rights Measure
Brave Senator Thwarts Human Rights Measure On March 5, when counting a vote on whether or not to increase the federal minimum wage to 15 dollars …
Target to Hold “Birthday Season” Sale
Annual birth rate goals were reached across all participating locations.Photo by Maria Dhilla A recent press release from the retail company Target announced plans to hold a …
Area Man Experiences Brief Sexual Thrill After Seeing Someone Unmask
Area Man Experiences Brief Sexual Thrill After Seeing Someone Unmask The emotion Raphael Fratangeli felt upon witnessing a complete stranger’s full, unmasked face was, in his …
