Volume 27
Check Out Advanced Breeding Techniques in Pokemon Emerald!
In Pokémon Emerald, there are many things a young 10 year-old trainer can do! While battling pokémon is the main event…
Why does Mario wear a hat?
Why does Mario wear a hat? Originally, we said that Mario is wearing a hat because drawing a fancy hairstyle in pixel sprites proved to be …
What is Professor Oak’s academic certification?
What is Professor Oak’s academic certification? Oak started his career as an undergraduate studying critical gender studies at the University of Kanto Celadon before flunking out …
CD Projekt Red: “You Live in a Simulation. Our New Game will Prove it.”
This morning, Polish video game developer CD Projekt Red posted a video to their Twitter detailing their next “earth-shattering” project…
Can Mario grow a beard, or only a mustache?
Can Mario grow a beard, or only a mustache? Mario is a true Italian man. Every single day, he shaves his entire stocky, hirsute body from …
What Faction Will You Choose in Halo 2?
In the next installment of the hit game Halo comes Halo 2, now with more characters! We all know who Master Chief is, but do you know…
Can Dr. Mario prescribe me Xanax?
Can Dr. Mario prescribe me Xanax? That’s a good question. Xanax is a prescription sedative used to treat anxiety and panic disorders, so based on your …
Brave Senator Thwarts Human Rights Measure
Brave Senator Thwarts Human Rights Measure On March 5, when counting a vote on whether or not to increase the federal minimum wage to 15 dollars …
Target to Hold “Birthday Season” Sale
Annual birth rate goals were reached across all participating locations.Photo by Maria Dhilla A recent press release from the retail company Target announced plans to hold a …
Area Man Experiences Brief Sexual Thrill After Seeing Someone Unmask
Area Man Experiences Brief Sexual Thrill After Seeing Someone Unmask The emotion Raphael Fratangeli felt upon witnessing a complete stranger’s full, unmasked face was, in his …
