Can Dr. Mario prescribe me Xanax?

That’s a good question. Xanax is a prescription sedative used to treat anxiety and panic disorders, so based on your personal diagnosis, it is possible that a doctor could prescribe you this medication. Unfortunately, Dr. Mario lost his medical license after it was found that multiple children were practitioners at this clinic. After a lengthy court battle (for more information, see Arkansass v. Mario Mario), the state revoked Dr. Mario’s license and barred him from practicing medicine in the state ever again. In a separate case, Dr. Mario won the right to continue using the “Dr.” title in all his game appearances as he “was only playing a character” and “nobody would take his medical advice seriously.”