Volume 27
The MQ Goes Off the Grid
We over at the MQ are getting real frustrated with the consequences created by the industrial revolution. So we’ve decided society isn’t for us! That’s right — we’ve offifficially had it. We’re sick of it all: the posturing, the Bechdel Test failures, the targeted Instagram ads getting a bit too accurate for comfort, and the pretentious thinkpieces that are only written to incite anger and generate website views. And so, after the careful deliberation of 10 whole minutes, the MQ is going offff the grid…
The MQ Delicately Sniffles into a Handkerchief and Bids a Teary Farewell to Our Graduating Editors
As the year comes to a close, The MQ wants to honor those among us whose time at UCSD is ending. While we couldn’t find a good way to express our admiration and respect for them, we figured making fun of them should suffice. We present to you The MQ’s graduating editors, featuring actual words they’ve said during MQ meetings.
Thoughts from the Hostess Table
Thoughts from the Hostess Table After being in a pandemic, living in the darkness of my haunted house, and letting my once juicy, voluptuous buttocks decay …
Diversity Hire Brian, 67, Speaks on His Work at Forever 21
Diversity Hire Brian, 67, Speaks on His Work at Forever 21 Brian Ainsent, who commenced his retirement five years ago, recently began looking for a new …
Local Student Is on Edge of Being on Edge
Local Student Is on Edge of Being on Edge Bingus Bunggus has reported staring at the desktop of their computer for three days as their encroaching …
Pepsi Releases New European Line: Pepoui
Pepsi Releases New European Line: Pepoui European citizens and Pepsi enthusiasts alike are rejoicing at the new release of a French-themed take on the American soft …
Smuckers Uncrustables Recrusted
Smuckers Uncrustables Recrusted Smuckers has announced that their beloved Uncrustables will now be sold with crusts. This step is part of Smuckers’ vast rebranding campaign, which …
[PLAYABLE GAME] Admiring Art: Love on Library Walk
Come Try Your Luck at Nintendo’s Newest, UCSD-themed Dating Sim created by our very own Jack Yang! Click here to learn more!
Meet Giuseppe Mario, the Forgotten Third Mario Brother!
Despite being lesser-known than Mario and Luigi, Giuseppe Mario is actually the eldest of the three brothers…
