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Meet Giuseppe Mario, the Forgotten Third Mario Brother!

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Despite being lesser-known than Mario and Luigi, Giuseppe Mario is actually the eldest of the three brothers. Born and raised in New Jersey, Giuseppe stayed home to support his younger brothers’ dream of becoming the adventuring heroes they are today! Giuseppe works primarily in “waste management,” though he is quite the entrepreneur and has ties to all types of businesses in New Jersey! He “does whatever needs doin’” for his brothers when they get into zany hijinks, or accrue gambling debts! Look out for Giuseppe’s commentary throughout the issue, and be sure to not believe anything you hear regarding his ongoing “murder charge.”

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5 Replies to “Meet Giuseppe Mario, the Forgotten Third Mario Brother!”

  1. Susa T. says:

    This is awesome! I didn’t know the 3rd Mario Brother until now!😊

  2. paul says:

    wow simply amazed by this discovery i love guiseppe mario thank you themq

  3. Vinny says:

    what
    is giuseppe mario from

  4. Dude says:

    That isn’t his name it is balugio Not giosupio

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