Volume 27 Issue 6
Can Dr. Mario prescribe me Xanax?
Can Dr. Mario prescribe me Xanax? That’s a good question. Xanax is a prescription sedative used to treat anxiety and panic disorders, so based on your …
Why is Rosalina so tall?
Why is Rosalina so tall? Rosalina is not tall, Mario is simply a short, weak man. Mario’s weak and miniscule height is his penance for being …
Get Ready to Deadname Birdetta in the Long- Anticipated Captain Rainbow: Trans-formed
Fans of Captain Rainbow no longer have to wait for new content. The long-awaited sequel, Captain Rainbow: Trans-formed, is coming to Switch this Fall…
Is Bowser Gay or Bisexual?
Is Bowser Gay or Bisexual? Great question! Originally, when we envisioned the character of Bowser, we imagined a love triangle between Mario, Peach, and Bowser with …
Nintendo x Amazon Launches Wii Fresh
Play with Mario and all your friends on Wii Fresh! The new, exciting interactive grocery simulation game…
Why did Wario bite me?
Why did Wario bite me? Wario has long been known as Mario’s evil counterpart, but few fans know the lore surrounding Wario’s descent to the dark …
Hit The Forest Floor in Mating Dance Dance Revolution!
Photo by Sharon Roth Dance your tail feathers off in the newest game by the same amalgamous neon dancing slaves — who double as video game developers …
Have the Shy Guys practiced their public speaking skills?
Have the Shy Guys practiced their public speaking skills? We’re so glad you asked! Some of the Shy Guys have been working to improve their incessant …
The Games With Everything You Could Want: Pokémon Leaks and Pokémon Rumors
The Pokémon Company has whipped up a huge spread of surprises and activities to celebrate the series’ 25th anniversary…
