Volume 26 Issue 6
Rejected Young Adult Novels of 2020
Sometimes, you really CAN judge a book by its cover. Here are some scrapped young adult novels that were originally set to release this year.
Quarantine Horoscope
Based on our very scientific analysis of stars and planets and whatnot, we know exactly what you’ve done during quarantine based on your sign.
Local Student Floods Childhood Home to Remember Life on Campus
Mahone’s father later commented that he was concerned that the family’s finances “would be in deep water after this stunt.”Photo by Jack Yang Mark Mahone, a second-year …
Back in My Day, We Had Plague Doctors and That Was Rad as Fuck
Everyone seems to have an opinion on what doctors are doing nowadays, so I want to take this time to speak up for ghosts everywhere because …
Local Dog Claims “I Actually Don’t Need to Go on Anymore Walks”
All my family does is take me on walks anymore. I am trying to be a good girl, but I am tired. It all started the …
Top Ten People Who Hate Their Dads
Top Ten People Who Hate Their Dads Henry Ford: His dad never drove him anywhere Clifford the Big Red Dog: His mother was a giant bitch, …
Top Ten Quarantine Activities
Top Ten Quarantine Activities Hug the elderly Ask for a push from Duo just to feel something Not wearing pants anymore because who’s gonna see you? …
Six-Foot Social Distancing Recommendation Means High Schoolers will Finally “Leave Room For Jesus” at Prom This Year
One student was confused as to why Jesus was suddenly on board with a public health policy based in science.Photo by Jack Yang Oak Grove High School …
Top Ten Responses to Netflix When It Asks If You’re Still There
Top Ten Responses to Netflix When It Asks If You’re Still There Damn bitch, Hulu wasn’t this clingy Physically, yes. Emotionally, no Yes, but I’m six …
A Letter Regarding Coronavirus
Dear Valued Customer, We’ve been carefully watching and tracking the progression of this pandemic since the very beginning. At a Company You Gave Your Email to …
