Top Ten People Who Hate Their Dads
- Henry Ford: His dad never drove him anywhere
- Clifford the Big Red Dog: His mother was a giant bitch, too
- Oedipus: Daddy issues
- Jerry Seinfeld: “What’s the deal with childhood trauma?”
- Archduke Franz Ferdinand: His dad told him he never had a shot
- Jeb Bush: George Sr. voted for George W, but not for him.
- Galileo Galilei: His dad thought the world revolved around him
- Medusa: Was prohibited from cutting her bangs
- Bob the Tomato from Veggie Tales: Father never accepted him for being a little bit fruity
- Bill Nye Jr.: Against his father’s wishes, he became a humanities major
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