Written by: The MQ

Top Ten People Who Hate Their Dads

  1. Henry Ford: His dad never drove him anywhere
  2. Clifford the Big Red Dog: His mother was a giant bitch, too
  3. Oedipus: Daddy issues
  4. Jerry Seinfeld: “What’s the deal with childhood trauma?”
  5. Archduke Franz Ferdinand: His dad told him he never had a shot
  6. Jeb Bush: George Sr. voted for George W, but not for him.
  7. Galileo Galilei: His dad thought the world revolved around him
  8. Medusa: Was prohibited from cutting her bangs
  9. Bob the Tomato from Veggie Tales: Father never accepted him for being a little bit fruity
  10. Bill Nye Jr.: Against his father’s wishes, he became a humanities major

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