Top Ten People Who Hate Their Dads

1. Henry Ford: His dad never drove him anywhere
2. Clifford the Big Red Dog: His mother was a giant bitch, too
3. Oedipus: Daddy issues
4. Jerry Seinfeld: “What’s the deal with childhood trauma?”
5. Archduke Franz Ferdinand: His dad told him he never had a shot
6. Jeb Bush: George Sr. voted for George W, but not for him.
7. Galileo Galilei: His dad thought the world revolved around him
8. Medusa: Was prohibited from cutting her bangs
9. Bob the Tomato from Veggie Tales: Father never accepted him for being a little bit fruity
10. Bill Nye Jr.: Against his father’s wishes, he became a humanities major