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Netflix Responds to Criticism of Jeffrey Dahmer Series by Lengthening Show’s Title

Written by: Jeannie Kim

Netflix recently announced they would be partnering with Monster Energy to fund season two.Photo by Amit Roth This September, Netflix released Dahmer — Monster: The Jeffrey …

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UCSD to Sell Triton2Go Boxes as Christmas Presents for Future Biologists

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala and Chris Choung

“When they said UCSD had a weird culture, this is not what I thought they meant,” said Wheatthins.Photo by Romella Sagatelian Last week, HDH announced that …

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Scientist Evolves to Eat Microplastics, Becomes World’s First Human 3D Printer

Written by: Sharon Roth

“Life in plastic — it’s fantastic,” said Dr. Gabriel Barbecue.Photo by James Woolley Last month, Dr. Gabriel Barbecue checked himself into the hospital after experiencing severe …

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Susan Bagel: Bread

Written by: Sharon Roth and Theo Erickson

When I dream, I dream of my grandmother’s fruit bread. Every winter, she made enough loaves to feed a small village, and we feasted on the …

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Return Black Friday to Its Roots

Written by: Amit Roth

If one more person disrespects the internationally-recognized holiday of Black Friday, I am going to lose it. The contempt when you dismiss this patriotic purchasing day …

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Study Reveals That It Can’t Get Worse

Written by: Sharon Roth

A research paper published in the Journal of Poor Judgement and Indecision sparked hope in the scientific community after claiming that “it cannot get worse from …

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Donald Trump Returns to Twitter, Saves the Platform

Written by: Amit Roth

Following Elon Musk’s acquisition of Twitter, nearly all users have levied complaints against Musk’s policies. Many have gone so far as to leave the platform altogether, …

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The MQ’s Budget-Friendly Christmas

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“Khosplayers” to Storm Comic-Con

Written by: Connor Betterly

With tickets secured, hundreds of UC San Diego students are frantically preparing for San Diego Comic-Con, one of the largest comic conventions in the United States. …