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Donald Trump Returns to Twitter, Saves the Platform

Written by: Amit Roth

Following Elon Musk’s acquisition of Twitter, nearly all users have levied complaints against Musk’s policies. Many have gone so far as to leave the platform altogether, …

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The MQ’s Budget-Friendly Christmas

Written by: The MQ

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“Khosplayers” to Storm Comic-Con

Written by: Connor Betterly

With tickets secured, hundreds of UC San Diego students are frantically preparing for San Diego Comic-Con, one of the largest comic conventions in the United States. …

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Written by: The MQ

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UCSD Announces New “DILF”-Focused Research Center to Promote Equality

Written by: Katie Campbell

“This project has fathered many other studies,” said Simgod Friend.Photo by James Woolley Following the reveal of the Human Milk Institute, UCSD announced the Human Observation …

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UC on Day seven of Not Understanding the Point of a Union

Written by: Jacob King

For the past week, a coalition of four unions representing academic workers across the UC system went on strike due to the university’s unlawful bargaining practices. …

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Ticketmaster CEO to Open New Company: Masterticket

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala

Last week, millions of Swifties experienced “several bear attacks” as they attempted to buy tickets for Taylor Swift’s upcoming tour, Eras. As a result of the …

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The MQ Redesigns the Food Pyramid

Written by: The MQ

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Starbucks’ Holiday Cups Cost Extra This Year

Written by: Madeline Mozafari

After years of Novemberly outrage about Starbucks’ holiday red cups, the coffee company has elected to make the controversial cups an add-on to their drinks instead …