Written by: The MQ

  1. Tweezer
  2. Four Bonos
  3. Lynyrd Skrillex
  4. Just Garfunkel
  5. Five Thousand Rotating Mirror Blades
  6. White Guys from Massachusetts
  7. Nine Hours of ASMR Mouth Sounds
  8. Lord Kelvin and the ‘Cules
  9. Tenth Dentist
  10. Corn

The MQ is the premier satire magazine at UC San Diego

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