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Vegan Woman Hasn’t Eaten in 30 Years

Written by: Melina Cruz

Schwartz has offered readers the code “STARVAT10N” for 10% off her nutrient supplement product line.Photo by Sharon Roth Rebecca Shwartz, a 48-year-old resident of Clairemont, San Diego, …

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Rich Student Has Mother Visit Every Weekend to do His Money Laundering

Written by: Dan Kaliblotzky

Rich Student Has Mother Visit Every Weekend to do His Money Laundering UCSD first year Alexander Washington recently told his suitemates that his mother frequently travels …

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Top Ten Things You Can Tell a Politician That You Can’t Say to Your Significant Other

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Things You Can Tell a Politician That You Can’t Say to Your Significant Other We need to establish some term limits I’m just feeling …

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University of California Sponsors Next Season of The Bachelor to Decide Next UC President

Written by: Steven Zhou

University of California Sponsors Next Season of The Bachelor to Decide Next UC President Following UC President Janet Napolitano’s plans of resignation from her position in …

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Local Coffeeshop Announces “12 Months of Christmas” Promotion

Written by: Jay Noonan

One mall Santa commented: “I’ve never had so much job security in my life.”Photo by Sharon Roth Last week, local coffeeshop “Rise ‘n Grind” announced a new …

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Valentine’s Day Grams

Written by: The MQ

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A Reflection on the Past Decade Shows That Things Really Are Improving

Written by: Pilan Scruggs

With the year of optometry rapidly approaching, many of you are reminiscing on the past decade and wondering what will happen next. Some of you, in …

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Coronavirus Outbreak Thrills White America

Written by: Andrew Sitko

Coronavirus Outbreak Thrills White America With news of the entire city of Wuhan being quarantined, fears of a global outbreak of Novel Coronavirus has been expressed …