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Top Ten Bumper Stickers
Arrgh, baby overboard! Hey, my eyes are up here! This machine kills fascists Proud leaded gas user Keep Tahoe out of California Booze Cruise Champion 2008 …
Top Ten Questions Even the Riddler Can’t Answer
Can you see our screen? What’s up dog? How do we summon Herobrine? With inflation being so high, is it still a penny for your thoughts? …
Top Ten Uses for Your $200 Textbook
A tofu press A welcome mat A sleep aid (blunt force trauma) To recite from memory at an open mic night To cover up the comic …
Top Ten Things Your Orientation Leader Forgot to Mention
The gravity doesn’t work in York Hall UCSD is the Harvard of the West Refilling the Brita filter is a sign of weakness Our dining halls …
Top Ten Cheap Halloween Decorations
Grape jack-o’-lantern Dirt from outside Christmas decorations with angry eyebrows drawn on An oddly-shaped trash bag that definitely does not have a body in it The …
Top Ten Things the FBI Found in Mar-a-Lago
Waldo Home Alone 2: Lost in New Yorkon Blu-ray Love letters to Vladimir Putin A hole that just seems to godownwards forever A life-sized bust of …
Top Ten Sign-offs for Emailing Your Professors
Hello, Sorry, I Excel with Integrity, By the way, Australia is wider than the Moon, Please reply soon, my laptop is on fire and I have …
