Written by:

  1. A tofu press
  2. A welcome mat
  3. A sleep aid (blunt force trauma)
  4. To recite from memory at an open mic night
  5. To cover up the comic book you’re reading
  6. An everyday reference source
  7. A stocking stuffer
  8. To play an exhilarating game of
    ultimate Frisbee
  9. To put it on the floor and trip over it
  10. To do the practice problems

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