Written by: The MQ

  1. Give yourself carbon monoxide poisoning
  2. Drink a glass of warm juice
  3. Hang upside down from the ceiling
  4. Knock on your roommate’s door and politely ask them to tell you a bedtime story
  5. Take an hour nap before an important event to make sure you get a full eight hours of sleep
  6. Genetically modify yourself with bear DNA so you can hibernate
  7. Do a push-up so you’re really tired
  8. Count backwards from infinity
  9. Suffer blunt force trauma to the head
  10. Touch a poison spindle

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