Written by: The MQ

  1. Silica gel packets
  2. A sea cucumber
  3. A mousetrap set with Gouda cheese
  4. Polaroids of all our dinner guests at
    their worst
  5. Scooby-Doo macaroni and cheese
    from 2005
  6. An elaborate swan made out of cigarettes
  7. Lunchables meat and cheese slices
  8. A slightly smaller charcuterie board
  9. G.O.A.T. cheese
  10. Birth control pills

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