Written by: The MQ

  1. Your turn signal
  2. Testing the car collision avoidance system
  3. Memorizing random license plate numbers
  4. Your custom-made fidget spinner steering wheel
  5. Watching the movie being played for the kids in the minivan ahead of you
  6. Moving the little stick in the middle to the “P” while on the freeway
  7. Having a staring contest with the person in the rearview mirror
  8. Texting AAA that you’re going to get in a car accident
  9. Playing the eyes closed game
  10. The overhead lights

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