Written by:

  1. Grape jack-o’-lantern
  2. Dirt from outside
  3. Christmas decorations with angry eyebrows drawn on
  4. An oddly-shaped trash bag that definitely does not have a body in it
  5. The dead spider on your wall that your
    landlord painted over
  6. Cobwebs from the closet you never clean
  7. A corporate inclusivity workshop
  8. Your grandma’s taxidermied cat
  9. Last year’s pumpkins
  10. E. coli

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