- Grape jack-o’-lantern
- Dirt from outside
- Christmas decorations with angry eyebrows drawn on
- An oddly-shaped trash bag that definitely does not have a body in it
- The dead spider on your wall that your
landlord painted over - Cobwebs from the closet you never clean
- A corporate inclusivity workshop
- Your grandma’s taxidermied cat
- Last year’s pumpkins
- E. coli
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