- The gravity doesn’t work in York Hall
- UCSD is the Harvard of the West
- Refilling the Brita filter is a sign of weakness
- Our dining halls offer highly competitive wages
- You should point out grammatical errors in your professor’s slides
- The Office for Students with Disabilities will give you the support you need
- TAs feel burdened and annoyed when you show up to office hours
- Watch out for falling stars in the Jacobs School of Engineering
- Your grades determine your life expectancy
- Our mascot is the three-pronged fork and not the mermaid guy
The premier satire magazine at UC San Diego.
