Written by: The MQ

  1. The gravity doesn’t work in York Hall
  2. UCSD is the Harvard of the West
  3. Refilling the Brita filter is a sign of weakness
  4. Our dining halls offer highly competitive wages
  5. You should point out grammatical errors in your professor’s slides
  6. The Office for Students with Disabilities will give you the support you need
  7. TAs feel burdened and annoyed when you show up to office hours
  8. Watch out for falling stars in the Jacobs School of Engineering
  9. Your grades determine your life expectancy
  10. Our mascot is the three-pronged fork and not the mermaid guy

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