Written by: The MQ

  1. Waldo
  2. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
    on Blu-ray
  3. Love letters to Vladimir Putin
  4. A hole that just seems to go
    downwards forever
  5. A life-sized bust of Trump’s dad that says “I’m proud of you, son” every time someone
    walks past
  6. A large-print copy of Economics for Dummies
  7. An affirmations journal with “You are the real president” written on every page
  8. 20,000 MyPillow boxes
  9. “Liberal Tears” mug
  10. January 6th scrapbook

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