Written by: The MQ

  1. Can you see our screen?
  2. What’s up dog?
  3. How do we summon Herobrine?
  4. With inflation being so high, is it still a penny for your thoughts?
  5. If every action has an equal and opposite reaction, where is pushed pork?
  6. How can we be under arrest for tax fraud
    if we don’t even pay taxes?
  7. Why is he called Batman if he sucks
    at baseball?
  8. Does Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance?
  9. Why do Mom and Dad sleep in
    separate bedrooms?
  10. Best cheesecake recipes?

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